{alltv} Susan Sarandon Does Not Keep Up With the Kardashians

Thursday, September 9, 2010

{alltv} Susan Sarandon Does Not Keep Up With the Kardashians

Susan Sarandon is officially the last person on Earth who hasn't discovered the Kardashian clan.

But 30 Rock's resident scruffball, Judah Friedlander, on the other hand, would like to know them very well, telling E! News he'd "do all of 'em at once." Now that sounds like one sex tape that should surely stay hidden.

"It's them, then I'd go for the mom [Kris]," said Friedlander. "That's the one you want. She's with an Olympian. She's got stamina."

The comic, and author of the new book How to Beat Up Anybody, Friedlander was at the ping-pong club SPiN New York last night for the Models to Benefit Haiti event, where he arrived carrying his own paddles in a case.

"I play competitively," he said, adding that luckily he made it there because he'd just "gotten divorced an hour ago."

When we asked the oddly dressed star what he likes most about Fashion Week, he listed the following:

"Seeing all the lingerie on the floor from the models I slept with."
"All the free food at the parties that the models don't eat."
"Missing the tents at, uh, where did they used to be?"
"Naomi Campbell. Out of all the supermodels I've slept with she's my favorite. I'm not scared of Naomi at all."

While Friedlander took part in a table-tennis match and watched a gaggle of models challenge each other to a competition, he slyly commented on Sarandon's rumored boytoy and coowner in the club, 31-year-old Jonathan Bricklin.

"Susan is awesome. Jonathan is awesome, he's a very good ping-pong player," Friedlander said.

Sarandon, 63, watched the players all evening and spoke to the crowd about Haiti, asking for donations for recovery. One deep-pocketed guest bid $8,000 for two tickets to the upcoming Wall Street 2 premiere, which Sarandon costars in. As for Fashion Week, she told E! News she was most looking forward to attending her friend Donna Karan's runway show.

When she heard Friedlander gushing about the Kardashians, we asked her if she was a fan.

"I don't know them, I don't know them at all," said Sarandon.

Maybe Kim, Kourtney and Khloé should challenge her to a ping-pong game.

Our money's on Khloé.