HOLLYWOOD--Although there are times when you'd swear they must be from another planet, when it comes right down to it, celebs aren't really all that different from us average folks.
That's particularly true over the holiday season.
Just like us, they had to buy presents for those who are impossible to buy presents for, deal with a houseful of relatives who have a knack for making them feel like an insignificant younger sibling all over again and/or hope they remembered to pack those grey sweatpants with the forgiving elastic waistband.
For proof, we had to look no further than their Twitter accounts over the past few days.
All together now: "Oh Christmas tweet, oh Christmas tweet"¦.."
"I thought it would be funny to stuff my kids' Christmas stockings with actual stockings. I've never heard crying like that."
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Conan O'Brien
"Here with my crazy family playing Mafia. All screaming at the top of our lungs."
Jennifer Lopez
(For the unitiated, Mafia is a role-playing party game in which players are secretly assigned roles of either mafia members whose identity is known to each other or townspeople who know only the number of Mafiosi in their midst. Must be how J. Lo is sharpening her American Idol skills.)
"Why do I always get the ugliest Xmas gifts? You know it's bad when the nicest things you can say is, 'I'd be so upset if this caught fire.'"
Joan Rivers
"I'm in the returns line. What do you think I can get for 26 Shake Weights?"
Ellen Degeneres
(For the unitiated, the Shake Weight is a spring-loaded dumbbell-shaped device claiming to revolutionize the exercise industry for about $19.95--plus shipping and handling.)
"I get potty mouth around the holidays. Maybe it's nostalgia for my family."
Pink
"It wouldn't be a holiday if there wasn't a trip to the vet involved. Good gracious"¦"
Mandy Moore
"I went bungy [sic] jumping. Omg I am so afraid of heights!"
Danica "but fiery race car crashes don't faze her" Patrick
Set of 300 Xmas lights. One bulb goes out and the whole things unusable? #hohohellno.
Jimmy Fallon
"Dr. Who Christmas special. Fantastic! Sky sharks and frosty blondes"¦.Thanks, BBC."
Craig Ferguson
"Time moves soo slowly when you're waiting for the UPS truck to come with your boxes."
Frankie Muniz
"Mmm, eggnog-y!"
Pee-wee Herman
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