Monday, July 18, 2011

{alltv} Who's the next man for J.Lo?

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Lock up your husbands: Jennifer Lopez is back on the market.

And call us insensitive, but when we heard Lopez and Marc Anthony were ending their seven-year marriage on Friday, our inner matchmaker instantly started envisioning whom the Bronx-born beauty could hook up with next.

You see, Lopez, 41, hasn't always had the best luck with men. Her first marriage in 1997 to Cuban-born Ojani Noa lasted less than a year. Her second marriage to fellow former backup dancer Cris Judd in 2001 was about the same length. We're still trying to block the whole Bennifer thing out of our minds (though it's far easier to forget than Gigli). And, well, we guess Anthony wasn't the best choice for the lovely Latino, either.

Given J.Lo's recent successes -- between her spot as a beloved judge on American Idol (she's apparently set to return next season) and the impressive sales of her ironically titled seventh studio disc Love? -- and her recently being crowned the world's most beautiful woman, she's quite the catch these days. So here we match her up with five eligible bachelors (OK, for the most part) and one bachelorette (for fantasy's sake).

Bradley Cooper

Who knows if the hot Hangover star, 36, is single today (his relationship status changes too often for us to keep track), but who really cares? He oughta leap at the opportunity to add J.Lo to his superstar list of girlfriends/flings, which includes Renee Zellweger and reportedly Jennifer Aniston (more on her below). Between his blond, blue-eyed beauty and her luscious Latino looks they'd just look too darn gorgeous together not to give it a shot.


 

George Clooney

Can you say A-list? It's about time Clooney dates someone closer to his own age (50) -- and someone people have actually heard of. The salt-and-pepper stud is free after breaking up with Elisabetta Canalis last month. We know his playboy image might not be ideal for a mother of young twins -- J.Lo and Marc's cuties Emme and Max are three -- and their packed schedules (he's currently filming sci-fi thriller Gravity with Sandra Bullock) would mean they'd hardly ever see each other. But they'd be dashing on the red carpet together. And that's what matters most in Hollywood relationships, isn't it?

Ryan Reynolds

The Sexiest Man Alive with the Most Beautiful Woman in the World? It's a match made in People! And perfect timing, given that the ink on 34-year-old Vancouver-bred hunk Reynolds' divorce papers from Scarlett Johansson has just dried (while his papers with his other ex, Alanis Morissette, were filed away long ago). Reynolds doesn't really like wearing shirts, and Lopez doesn't really like wearing pants, so that must mean they're meant to be, right?

Kanye West

We know hip-hop moguls aren't out of the question -- after all, she used to date Sean Coombs even before he was P.Diddy. And after his highly publicized relationship with twentysomething Amber Rose, Kanye, 34, could use a classier, more mature woman to up his profile and perhaps keep him from attacking paparazzi at airports and nightclubs. And together, J.Lo and Kanye would give Jay-Z and Beyonce a run for their money as the hottest couple in hip-hop.

Charlie Sheen

The goddesses have flown the coop. And with Sheen's funds dwindling as each Two and a Half Men-less month goes by, J.Lo could provide Charlie all of the financial support he needs with her American Idol paycheques (winning!) while he provides her with ... um, well, we're not sure (not winning).

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer2? You never know, maybe, like some women do, Lopez and Aniston long ago made a pact that if they were single when they reached a certain age (perhaps 42 -- Aniston is currently that age and Lopez turns 42 on Sunday), they would just hook up with each other and forget men altogether. Though I can imagine this would only make them more desirable to men everywhere -- if that's even possible.

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